May 2013
Me: "If I knew the world were ending, I wouldn't be getting married; I'd be preaching the Gospel like crazy."
Ian: "I'd be enjoying a calzone."
Me: "Let's be kingdom-minded here, Ian."
Ian: "Maybe I'd be making them for other people, and giving them out with a Gospel tract stuck on top with a toothpick."
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It worries me to see kids who are like 13 on Facebook and tumblr and all these other social networks, but their parents aren’t on them. Their parents have no clue how to use them or what their children are doing on the computer.
It worries me because NO ONE is going to watch your children except you! If you want them to be safe, you have to have a Facebook, you have to “stalk”...
Come away with me, it’s never too late, it’s not too late for you. I have a plan...
– Jesus Culture (via beloved-brokenmess)
falldownlikefire:
I think my favorite thing about sundresses is that they make you look like you made an effort to look lovely, when in reality you probably didn’t feel like putting on pants that day so you threw on a dress. Effortless loveliness.
bigrnac:
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the...
did-you-kno:
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Darlings, sometimes love will come to you like a fire
to a forest. When it...
– Clementine von Radics, “To Girls Like Me, With Hearts Like Kindling” (via larmoyante)
jaredhower:
i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
He redeemed my soul from going down to the pit, and I will live to enjoy the...
– Job 33:28 (via godmoves)
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
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Can we go back to kindergarden again? College is...
4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
where-is-my-tennant:
i—need—a—doctor:
yerawizardbec:
nillawiffle:
lydiabutz:
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
Do. It. Now.
Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually...
– The Sociological Cinema (via trimichaelceratops)
There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse...
ponchopeligroso:
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes